What the fucking hell.

Can nothing go right?

This week started off awesome, but it's just crappy right now.

Last night after I finished closing up at work (in record time -aka, 10 minutes- might I add), I accidentally locked the dishwasher out of the restaurant.

But hell, it looked like he'd left for the night.

Last time I closed with him, he left all the lights on, the door shut, and didn't say goodbye.

When I left, the lights were on so I shut them off, the door was closed so I figured he must be gone.

Wrong. He was taking the trash out and E was there waiting for him.

So I had to explain everything and then went to find someone so I could call security to open the door.

Apparently security doesn't have keys to the stores. (wtf?)

So I called my boss, but she didn't answer.

So E and the dishwasher had to drive all the way to T's house to get the key so they could get his stuff and then drive all the way back before driving home.

I felt like a complete asshole.

Then today, I get to the restaurant and S tells me the blender fell apart (and there's smoothie EVERYWHERE). Then I cut my thumb open while cutting oranges for orange juice.

I may look hella pale.. but I looked like a ghost.

And I cut into and under my nail, so that's gonna be fun to clean.

It legit didn't stop bleeding for a good 5 hours.

Hell, it's still bleeding a bit and it's been 7 hours.

Can't imagine how much fun it's going to be to take a shower and wash my hair.

I'll have to find plastic gloves somewhere.

Just hoping it doesn't get infected. *fingers crossed*

After the finger incident, the milkshake machine exploded twice in a row when I tried to make milkshakes, so that got everywhere.

Then I went to put iced coffee in a big milkshake glass and just as I was going to lift the glass, the glass comes apart from the stem of the glass, so iced coffee went everywhere.

Some lady went off on N, when all she had said was, "Hi, can I get you anything to eat?"

The lady was like, "I DON'T LIKE YOU! YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN EVERY TME I COME IN HERE!" and then left.

N is nice to EVERYONE. That lady has been coming in for years and suddenly decides to bitch N out?

Get a fucking life, you old hag.

Then there was a few annoying/bitchy customers for K and G.

So basically, today was bad luck day for all of us, and we all wanted to just shut down and leave.

I cannot wait until Thursday. BG will be in town, so we're going out for Therapy Thursday and getting completely fucked. It's just been a shitty week for both of us, and we could use the stress relief. I think I may ask JT to come along. Sounds like she could use a night out, too.

Pretty much, that's the only thing that's keeping me smiling right now.

Well, that and London Anderson did a new cover on youtube.

Gotta love it. :)