Okay, seriously kids, enough is enough.

Get the fuck off our porch.

Okay.

It was cute for about an hour.

You little girls playing "girlfriends."

Little did I realize that a bunch of your friends would come to run up and down our porch stairs, knock on our door, and scream at the top of your lungs.

So, when I go outside to tell you politely to please go home because people are trying to sleep and I'm doing work,

do not fucking give me obvious lies and try to get me to let you stay.

Both KC and I told you to get off our fucking porch.

So how about you stay the fuck off it.

And stop being so fucking annoying.

And trespassing.
And trying to get us to give our furniture away so you can play with it.

You have a home.

It's two houses down the street.

Go fucking play there.

Kthx.